Friday, October 24, 2008

Ich bin sprechen Deutsch

I have 7 days until I'm headed to Germany for 6 days on a business trip. I'm excited about going so I've been working on my German. I thought I'd share what I've learned so here you go:

Where is the restroom please - Ich muss hier, um zur Toilette oder urinieren Ich werde in meiner Hose.

What are you serving me for dinner? - Was zum Teufel ist das?

Hello, how are you? - Hallo, Sie haben Achselhaare

Do you speak English? - Weißt du, Englisch, weil ich bin zu dumm zu sprechen Deutsch

How did you know I am American? - Wie haben Sie wissen, ich bin genial

I don't have everything down exactly, but a friend who knows German said that this was a good start and people will be impressed when I spout these out, so we'll see. I'm not sure why, but every time I repeated the lines in German, he would laugh profusely..?

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