Thursday, April 2, 2009

I have some questions....

I thought I would just bore you with some of the questions that have crossed my mind lately (I promise they are not all about politics)...
  • Why is it ok for Congress to hand out $9M in bonuses to their staffs while they are running a huge deficit and not ok for AIG to do it with a somewhat smaller deficit?
  • Why do we keep electing some of these guys?
  • What is wrong with term limits?
  • If the auto industry is now offering payments on your new car if you lose your job, isn't that more of my money going to people who aren't working?
  • Why can't poorly run automakers go out of business? Do they think that demand won't still be there and that another automaker won't fill the void?
  • Why is Obama's aunt who is here illegally still here?
  • Why don't Little League coaches know the current Little League baseball rules of the game?
  • Who designed Franklin's athletic cups??
  • Why do parents think they do know the rules better than those who are responsible for knowing them?
  • Why am I more awake at 10pm than at any other time during the day?
  • Why does bad food taste good and good food taste bad?
  • Why does your car get dirty when it gets rained on in a driveway?
  • Where are the dents in the drums coming from?
  • What are they thinking? (applies to may different people)
  • Why don't Christians go to church every week when they are in town?
  • Why is it hard to pray somedays?
  • How many times do you have to punish your children before they will learn whatever you are trying to teach them?
  • How many times does God have to whack me before I will learn whatever He is trying to teach me?
  • What is chucking wood?
  • How many stickers can my children possibly have?
  • How many legos can a vacuum bag hold?
  • How long does it take for temporary window paint to become permanent?
  • Why is Facebook so appealing?
  • Why do athletes get paid so much for playing a game?
  • Why do you need to get mail everyday from the postal service, couldn't we survive with only 3 days a week and save a ton of money?
  • Why do new hires make more than long time employees in the same position?
  • Why is hitting a golf ball straight such a challenge?
  • What are the odds of the Cub's winning the world series this year?
  • How can they afford that? (you decide)
  • What if we made Congress attend Financial Peace University?
  • Why can't politicians get their taxes filed correctly?
  • Why does supervising union workers seem a lot like parenting young children?
  • Why do friends have to move away?
  • Why is it so stinking hot in SE Texas?
  • Why on earth did you read this whole list?

1 comment:

timandmichelle (timandshelly) said...

I read the list to see just how many of those questions I'd be thinking myself!!! I'll have to say, I don't think that much. That's sad. I do know it takes about an hour to vaccuum a 5x5 area of carpeting when using a dirt sensing vaccuum (thanks erin). But what will that get me besides a clean floor?